Wednesday, February 11, 2004

My Favorite

Foods
Macaroni and Cheese – Velveeta style
Pizza
French Fries
Cheeseburgers – preferably the “Big N Tasty” from Mickey Dsnores.

Alcoholic Drinks
Vodka tonic with extra lime
Bailey’s on the rocks
White Russians
Vodka/Red Bull

Part of a Man
Arms – bigger the better.
Back/Shoulders
Chest

Musicians
Jason Mraz – my boy Razzie
Justin Timberlake – my boy Timmylakes
Anything Broadway – my boy brawdyway

New Band
Evanescence

Part of a Woman
Brain
Sensitivity
Humor
Cunt

Holiday
Halloween – as long as I don’t have to dress up. So basically…my favorite holiday is any day where I drink and don’t dress up.

Phrases to Say
Snore
Ridiculous
Hilarious
Fucking pew – as in P.U.
You’re a liar and a thief

Sibling
My brother Winfield

Movie
So many. If I HAD to choose one…probably I would pick…cunt.

Role I’ve played on Stage
Neechee from “Stupid Kids” or Jonathan Harker from “Dracula”

Shampoo
Palmolive – um, no joke.

Television Show
“I dream of snoring……” Sike. Anything MTV has to offer.

Time period of my Life
Senior year of College

Day of the Week
Saturday

Shape of Poop
Long and coily and speckled with glitter

Way to Sleep
Fetal with a big man’s arms around me.

Kind of Candy
Chewy Sprees

Kind of Carrot
Carrot

Bar in NYC
SPLASH – SBNY

Color
Black as night.

Way to Die
In sleep – dreaming of you

Thing to do in my free time
Smoke pot and watch mindless reality television

Books I have read recently
“The Nanny Diaries” by Emma McClaughlin (sp?) and some other chick. I also LOVE the “Tales of the City” series by Armistad Maupin.

Online Journal
My own.

Way to Hurt Someone’s Feelings
Ripping a fart in their bed.

Way to End this Post
achoo. Scuse me.




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